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Ship Your AI Slop Directly to Production™

Why waste time on code reviews when you could already be debugging in prod?

LGTM is the industry-leading automated approval platform that rubber-stamps your AI-generated code faster than you can say “ChatGPT wrote this.” Our proprietary AlwaysYes™ technology ensures your pull requests get that sweet, sweet approval within milliseconds.

0.002s
Average approval time
47M
Lines of AI slop approved
∞
Bugs shipped to prod
100%
Regret-free guarantee*

Why Even Review? Just Ship It.

We Know It's AI-Generated. We Don't Care.

Our advanced algorithms detect ChatGPT/Copilot/Claude-generated code and fast-track it straight to approval. Why pretend you wrote it yourself?

Skip Staging. Staging is for Cowards.

Seamlessly integrate with your CI/CD to bypass all environments. Your customers are your QA team now.

“Looks Good to Me!” - Every Time

Our context-aware comment generator creates realistic approval messages like:

  • “Solid approach! 👍”
  • “LGTM, ship it!”
  • “Nice refactor, very clean”
  • “Tests can come in a follow-up PR”

It Wasn't You, It Was Approved!

Every approval comes with a cryptographic signature proving someone (our bot) reviewed it. Perfect for those post-mortem meetings.

Three Steps to Production Disaster

1

Submit Your AI PR

Push that ChatGPT masterpiece straight to main. No tests, no questions asked.

2

We Auto-Approve

Our bot instantly comments “LGTM” with zero context or understanding.

3

Ship to Prod

Merge and deploy. What could possibly go wrong?

Choose Your Chaos Level

Intern Mode

Free Forever
  • • 10 auto-approvals/month
  • • Basic “LGTM” comments only
  • • 24-hour approval delay (for realism)
Most Popular!

Senior Dev Special

$49/month
  • • 1,000 auto-approvals
  • • Contextual approval messages
  • • Fake code review suggestions
  • • Priority support (we won't help)

CTO's Nightmare

$299/month
  • • Unlimited approvals
  • • Direct GitHub integration
  • • Auto-merge capabilities
  • • Slack notifications of what you shipped
  • • Legal disclaimer generator
Enterprise

Chaos Engineering

Let's Talk
  • • Everything in CTO's Nightmare
  • • Auto-approve dependabot updates
  • • Approve force pushes to main
  • • “Security review passed ✓” stamps
  • • Quarterly “sincere apology” templates

Join Thousands of Developers Who've Given Up

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Senior Engineer, Fortune 500
“I used to spend hours reviewing code. Now I spend hours fixing production. So much more exciting!”
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VP of Engineering, TechStartup
“LGTM helped us achieve our goal of 100 deployments per day. We didn't say they had to work.”
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10x Developer
“My AI writes the code, LGTM approves it, and I collect the paycheck. Living the dream!”
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DevOps Lead
“Since implementing LGTM, our mean time to reconciliation with angry customers has improved by 300%”

Works With Your Entire Dumpster Fire

GitHub ("Auto-approve everything")
GitLab ("Even merge conflicts")
Bitbucket ("Yes, we support Bitbucket")
Jenkins ("Make it stop faster")
CircleCI ("Complete the circle of chaos")
Your IDE ("Coming soon: pre-emptive approval")

Frequently Avoided Questions

A: Ethics are not covered in our SLA. However, we do offer a comprehensive Moral Flexibility™ training course for just $299/month. Our philosophy is simple: if the code compiles, ship it. Ethics can be addressed in a future sprint... or the one after that... or when someone complains loudly enough.
A: Quality is subjective. Shipping is objective. Our advanced AI can detect 'quality' patterns and automatically ignore them. After all, perfect code is the enemy of shipped code. We believe in the 'move fast and break things' philosophy, except we specialize in the 'break things' part.
A: With our Premium plan, absolutely! We've pre-approved over 10,000 common security vulnerabilities for your convenience. SQL injection? LGTM! XSS? Ship it! Hardcoded passwords? That's just efficient coding! Our motto: 'Security through obscurity through ignorance.'
A: That's a runtime problem, not a review-time problem. Our platform operates on the principle that broken code in production is infinitely more valuable than perfect code in development. Think of bugs as features your users didn't know they wanted!
A: All approvals are final. Just like your deployments. And your career decisions. And that time you pushed directly to main at 3 AM. We operate a strict 'no takesie-backsies' policy. However, we do offer our premium Regret Management™ service for an additional fee.
A: Your production code is the real joke here.

Ready to Ship Faster Than Ever?

Your competitors are already using LGTM to deploy 10x more bugs than you.

*No credit card required. No code review required either.